February 2010
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January 2010
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Listenspeak-slow: sarajustus: your fingertips across...
Jan 30th
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Lauren: The site is presently offline, with the following message: The nightly unique view and click reset is presently taking place, please wait a few seconds to a few minutes for it to be completed.
Lauren: :|
Anna: hahaha
Lauren: how come it was
Lauren: white and green
Anna: idk new novelty
Lauren: better be lady egga
Anna: WOAYWG
Anna: WGHAOHA
Lauren: wow scream in my ear louder miley cyrus
Anna: WHAOPRHOAHA
Lauren: LMAOhsd
Anna: WOAHOPHAHAOGHOA
Lauren: WHAO
Anna: http://gpxplus.net/info/Zwx5ZQt4Aj
Anna: i think i know what it is
Lauren: The site is presently offline, with the following message: An event Pokémon is presently being distributed, the site will be back shortly.
Lauren: HNRRRRRRRRRRR
Lauren: pops vein
Anna: NO NOT WHEN IMC LICKNKG YOU CUNTS
Anna: im licking you cunts
Anna: oh dear
Lauren: not when im
Lauren: licking
Lauren: you
Lauren: cutns
Anna: why are
Anna: all our conversations
Lauren: takes a step back
Anna: chinese whispers
Lauren: C
Lauren: WH
Lauren: HH
Lauren: CH
Anna: they just
Lauren : CHINESE WHISPERS
Anna: evolve
Anna: into Something Else
Lauren: CHINESE WHISPERS?????????????????
Lauren: that is
Lauren: beautiful
Lauren: thats a single star in the sky
Anna: im like
Anna: screaming with laughter
Lauren: chinese WHISPERS
Lauren: googles
Anna: i cant even
Lauren: i have
Lauren: never
Anna: im like clawing at my face with laughter
Anna: ITS A GAME
Lauren: AHHHHHH
Lauren: I
Anna: WHERE YOU WHISPER SOMETHING IN SOMEONES EAR AND THEY WHISPER IT TO SOMEOEN ELSE
Lauren: claws at yolky chimchar pieces strewn about
Anna: AND IT ENDS UP SOMETHING THAT WAS NOT WHAT YOU STARTED WITH
Anna: klfdsjklh
Lauren: that was so clever i just
Lauren: im inside out
Lauren: i turned inside out
Lauren: im typing with bones
Anna: i thionk i just peed alittle
Anna: i thionk
Anna: hi im kate nash
Lauren: okay kate nash
Anna: DJKSJFKLD
Lauren: LMSDGK
Anna: HOLY JESUS
Anna: SHITRAPING CHRSIT
Lauren: SHIT RAPOMG
Anna: THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MEI M SORRY
Anna: I NEED TO TKAE A MOMENT
Anna: TO BREATHE
Lauren: shit rapping omg
Anna: shit rapping
Lauren: there are tears streaming down my face
Anna: shit wrapping
Lauren: and drool
Anna: shits in a box
Lauren: SHIT
Anna: wraps it up
Lauren: WRPP
Anna: ties a bow around it
Anna: leaves on your doorstep
Lauren: hmm
Lauren: looks outside
Lauren: oh
Lauren: opens box
Lauren: hey someone bought me keshas new album
Lauren: walks upstairs
Lauren: mushes shit into cd drive
Lauren: tik tok plays
Lauren: furrows brow
Lauren: looks at last.fm
Lauren: last.fm shrugs
Anna: TIK TOK ON THE CLOCK DJ BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP the rest
Anna: chinese whispers
Lauren: spits forever
Lauren: lets guuess this eg
Lauren: A black egg covered in spiky fur. Sometimes shakes a bit if it's touched. Something about the egg seems foreign
Lauren: its
Lauren: an ugg boot
Lauren: its an UGG
Jan 29th
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lauren (22: 30:45): boy
lauren (22: 30:49): i love pictures of butts
lauren (22: 31:04): a butt is like all the good of a boob
lauren (22: 31:07): without the ugly nipple
Jan 28th
amber you are very drunk
me: thought u were gonna post n rp entry
amber: sorry i ate too many beans
amber: beans with bugs inside
amber: weird bugs
me: what
me: how drunk are you
amber: you wouldn't b-lieve
amber: no they are beans
amber: beans with bugs
amber: i'm sorry!
me: beans with bugs??
amber: yeah!
amber: red bugs!
amber: WILL you let me explain the bugs
me: go ahead and explain
amber: they have THREE segments
amber: each more important than the last
amber: each segment has a SUBSEGMENT
amber: containing a BEAN
amber: with a bug inside
me: okayy
amber: that bug is a demibug with a super POWER
amber: aka beams
amber: do you understand
me: yeah.....
amber: OKAY
amber: when the bugs reach MATURITY they obtain an ORB
amber: a SEGMENTED ORB
amber: each segment of the orb contains a bug
amber: only one bug
amber: each bug holds a bean
amber: a powerful bean
me: i got that much... um..
amber: and then those beans have powers aka fire, water, etc
amber: gravity bean is the coolest i think
amber: it can do things like change GRAVITY!
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
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lmao
lovingkristen: someone called Kristen gay for THIS video. take a joke. seriously, everything that The Runaways were…like girls being able to wear what they want, act how they want, even MAKE OUT with each other (I know Joan’s gay, but Cherie isn’t I don’t think), etc. is shot to shit now. she doesn’t wear pretty pink dresses, so she’s gay. she doesn’t do normal “girl” things, must be a lesbo....
Jan 25th
sammmmmmmm: RT @gadgetguy: Kristen Stewart says Joan Jett kept telling her “Pussy to the wood!” when playing guitar in The Runaways. Noice
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Jan 18th
“god i feel bad for the people who have to clean out tampon bins in restrooms...”
– omg best ontd period post ever
Jan 18th
I don’t be mass clicker, but must click so much. :3 I lost the contest, but I don’t give up ^ ^ Shiny hunt: Green Ears Baby 0/5 :d Shiny wants: Green Bird [ ] A Blue Mane Horse [ ] Purple Shark [ ] Light Purple Ectoplasma [ ] Gray Fox [ ] Pink Racoon[ ] Green Reindeer [ ] Green Ears Baby [ ] Shiny haves: Dugtrio ^^ Green Ears Baby
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Jan 15th
“*AdamHughes 3 hours 19 minutes ago and I’m not a prude. Catwoman is ALL...”
– Adam Hughes: Would draw Catwoman’s dong
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amber: wanna hear a good story though
mokou: yes
amber: have you ever seen the show Impaled
mokou: mno
amber: ok well it's a show where it's just um stories of people who have been impaled on stuff & how they survived
amber: & this one story
mokou: oh dear..
amber: was a police officer who was driving & hit a big truck towing a mobile home & a big chunk of the mobile home like fell off & a bunch of wood and stuff impaled his chest
amber: near his heart
amber: & I said
amber: oh so for him i guess home is where the heart is
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Jan 3rd
reblog and attempt to type your tumblr url with...
reckless-dream: staticsound-: snooki:yeraniggerharry:1991:bschh: vaxgg.yumabe.cpm 1991.tumbl.com yeraniggerharry.tumblr.com omg i rule snooki.tumvlr.com almost staticsound-.tumblr.com  reckless-drem.tumgl4.fom god dammit snail.tumblr.com oh nice um anyway, i am now spending 24 hours of my life trying to find this one picture of an ass i randomly saw on my tumblr at...
Jan 3rd
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