January 2009
Away Status for thereisnooreo:
prince michigan: today i was on the toilet and im like i wish alexa was gay
------Next Day----
Oreo: lmao my mom just texted me saying "i read ur away message last night who was the guy who wished you were gay on the toilet doing god knows what"
“yeah youre bringing sexy back, hope you still have the receipt”
Zuke: love has to go real deep to look past that
Zuke: like fucking mid atlantic trench deep
Zuke: where the only animals are clear worms with
Zuke: lightbulb tales
Zuke: tails
Zuke: that eat BUBBLES
Zuke: you may call me shallow but at least we have coral and clown fish and fucking
Zuke: dolphins
Zuke: not swimming teeth with 30 glow in the dark fins on top of fins
Zuke: idk what i just said but it made a whollllle lot of sense
status: Oreo signed off
Zuke: NO
prince michigan: i just squalled all over
prince michigan: rinoa you didnt!
prince michigan: dont get over zellous.
there is no oreo: no
there is no oreo: no you need to stop
prince michigan: quistis youre saying?
prince michigan: i need to stop?
there is no oreo: RAGE
prince michigan: seifer down.
there is no oreo: oh my god
there is no oreo: tumblr was getting pretty quiet its a good thing you're up this early!
prince michigan: jshfjsdf
prince michigan: what can i cid, everyone edea laugh in the morning
prince michigan: no now they suck
prince michigan: now they selphie suck
prince michigan: laguna need a bigger tumblr entry if i keep going
prince michigan: or just ellone will do
...
prince michigan: hey dont raine on my parade
Fun with madlibs
glitter:
On the Track of Bigfoot One ree day, our class went hiking along the Shanghai River. Like all cuntacular hikers, we were ready for any emergency. In our backpacks, we carried volcanos, suspicious looking macaroni, and one cactus. As we walked along the trail, President Obama noticed a ridic footprint. “Do you think a Puppy with candy in its mouth made these tracks?” President Obama...
no, thank me.
lauren: i love torrents so much
kate: FFFFFF
kate: torrents
kate: imagine someone who doesnt know what that is
kate: GOD I LOVE TORRENTS
lauren: Mr. Torrent
lauren: quintin torrentino
lauren: XD
kate: FHFFFFFFFF
kate: the xd got me
kate: XD
lauren: A-Agh.. it got me
kate: FHFH
lauren: XD
kate: STOP
kate: ITS LIKE
kate: HURTING TO LAUGH AT IT
lauren: xD?
kate: Haha...FUCK....haha..FUCK
lauren: i want to see this episode of the l word
kate: we used to do that though
kate: 2 years ago
lauren: but they can hear everything
kate: FFF
kate: or 3
lauren: 3 years
kate: i dont remember
kate: oh thank god its been 3
lauren: I do.
lauren: FFFFFFFFF
lauren: yes thats why
lauren: i corrected you
kate: 2 is just too close
lauren: im like 2 IS JUST TOO CLOSJSBDF
prince michigan: thats like a dollar for meal a week
prince michigan: and hijacking a car
there is no oreo: you could always be a telemarketer :3
prince michigan: yeah i actually tried to apply to one of those
prince michigan: you get money based on sales
prince michigan: i dont think anyone would buy from me
prince michigan: lets practice
there is no oreo: ok!
prince michigan: Ring ring Ring ring
there is no oreo: hello?
prince michigan: Hello!! my name is lauren zukakwaksuaus. may i have a moment of your timmmee
there is no oreo: sure okay
prince michigan: have you ever found yourself... dryer than usual?
there is no oreo: why yes frequently
prince michigan: i would like to give you the opportunity to buy a rainy day next week at 6 pm
there is no oreo: wow ill take it
prince michigan: well that was easy
there is no oreo: see?
prince michigan: who knew selling weather was so profitable
there is no oreo: although they give you a script to read and everything
prince michigan: no that was all from here.
prince michigan: i just tapped on my noggin but
prince michigan: you know..
there is no oreo: i actually pictured that in my head before you told me
there is no oreo: i must be psychic
prince michigan: or BEHIND ME!
there is no oreo: *breathes loudly through her nose
there is no oreo: *strokes hair
prince michigan: stop youre breathing chai snot all over
prince michigan: anyway what are your plans this summer
prince michigan: what are your plans this spring break too
there is no oreo: aside from comiccon i have no plans for the summer
there is no oreo: and i have no plans for spring break past "fuck bitches get money drink chai"
prince michigan: maybe ill visit you
prince michigan: it probably wont be in my budget at all
prince michigan: but a small few day visit cant be that bad
prince michigan: just a train ride
there is no oreo: stop getting my hopes up zuke :P
prince michigan: what its totally plausible
prince michigan: youre my one online friend who doesnt like
prince michigan: live 30000 fuckin miles away
prince michigan: sides i wanna see new york anyway, whats albany like
there is no oreo: mostly rapists and car theifs
prince michigan: well.
there is no oreo: some methheads
prince michigan: i have to say
prince michigan: its sounding better than here by the second
there is no oreo: my brother goes to college in albany and he said he saw someone get stabbed once!!
prince michigan: well id like to veto that idea
prince michigan: of going there
there is no oreo: ahahaha
there is no oreo: theres always oz~
prince michigan: i go to oz every day when i drink my daily dose of nyquil
prince michigan: like sipping wine before bed time
prince michigan: but for white trash
there is no oreo: sometimes you come off like a drug addict you know that
prince michigan: Sometimes.
prince michigan: sometimes.
there is no oreo: fairly often
prince michigan: more like
prince michigan: FAIRY often
prince michigan: cause
prince michigan: anyway what are your plans this summer
prince michigan: what are your plans this spring break too
there is no oreo: aside from comiccon i have no plans for the summer
there is no oreo: and i have no plans for spring break past "fuck bitches get money drink chai"
prince michigan: maybe ill visit you
prince michigan: it probably wont be in my budget at all
prince michigan: but a small few day visit cant be that bad
prince michigan: just a train ride
there is no oreo: stop getting my hopes up zuke :P
prince michigan: what its totally plausible
prince michigan: youre my one online friend who doesnt like
prince michigan: live 30000 fuckin miles away
prince michigan: sides i wanna see new york anyway, whats albany like
there is no oreo: mostly rapists and car theifs
prince michigan: well.
there is no oreo: some methheads
prince michigan: i have to say
prince michigan: its sounding better than here by the second
there is no oreo: my brother goes to college in albany and he said he saw someone get stabbed once!!
prince michigan: well id like to veto that idea
prince michigan: of going there
there is no oreo: ahahaha
there is no oreo: theres always oz~
prince michigan: i go to oz every day when i drink my daily dose of nyquil
prince michigan: like sipping wine before bed time
prince michigan: but for white trash
there is no oreo: sometimes you come off like a drug addict you know that
prince michigan: Sometimes.
prince michigan: sometimes.
there is no oreo: fairly often
prince michigan: more like
prince michigan: FAIRY often
prince michigan: cause
there is no oreo: my mom asked me what i was going to do when i graduated today and i thought of you
prince michigan: aw.. how sweet, im like the personification of post-education failure
“You wanted to put your antlers in Anna’s butt, why have a young inexperienced...”
– Alexa (via glitter)
prince michigan: oh also yugi
prince michigan: bakura
there is no oreo: lets be fair, they are just lesbians
there is no oreo: much like you except
there is no oreo: not as funny
prince michigan: bakura- big ol' lezzy
there is no oreo: yes he is
there is no oreo: bakura = ellen degeneres except british and evil
prince michigan: better change his name to BAGINA
prince michigan: i dnt know
there is no oreo: lmao
prince michigan: that
prince michigan: didnt
prince michigan: make any
there is no oreo: BAGINA
prince michigan: sense why am i shatnering this up
prince michigan: i think so many mans are schizo
there is no oreo: this is true
there is no oreo: how many of them are stupid pretty though
prince michigan: sephiroth
prince michigan: vincent
prince michigan: i dont even have to exit the confines of the game
prince michigan: to find
there is no oreo: ok how many of them are not tetsuya nomura characters
prince michigan: youshould tell me the answers
there is no oreo: so
there is no oreo: i just told you all the answers
there is no oreo: except
prince michigan: except all of them
there is no oreo: i typed everything in my chat window with yaminojackie instead of yours and hit enter
prince michigan: well
prince michigan: that would explain why
prince michigan: i dont know them
there is no oreo: also where do you find these fucking pictures
prince michigan: internet
there is no oreo: well yes but
there is no oreo: it seems to me they gravitate toward you
there is no oreo: like bizarre little mosquitos to a bug zapper
prince michigan: they know i cafnnnnnnnnnn
prince michigan: they know i will use their power to the fullest
there is no oreo: backwards e
there is no oreo: i am still laughing
prince michigan: i beg to differ
prince michigan: http://www.kotowari.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/mayonakatv.jpg bitch your E is backwards
there is no oreo: FUUUUUUCK YOU LAUREN
there is no oreo: IM DYING
"Oreo": how exactly do i draw you if i dont know what you look like btw
prince michigan: no i meant draw me
prince michigan: uh
prince michigan: i dont know
prince michigan: and im like a mystery like dr claw
"Oreo": draw me "no i meant draw me"
prince michigan: oh then i forgot
prince michigan: to finish the sentence
"Oreo": lmao
prince michigan: i am just a metal hand petting a cat
prince michigan: and updating livejournal
"Oreo": thats actually how i picture you in my mind
"Oreo": except with an infant and you have blonde hair
prince michigan: lmao
prince michigan: petting an infant
prince michigan: im like heaving
"Oreo": omg that sounds inconvienent im terribly sorry
prince michigan: please wed me
"Oreo": im not a priest
prince michigan: um
prince michigan: pretty sure you are
prince michigan: undead, maybe but
"Oreo": i knew that was coming
prince michigan: thats what she said
"Oreo": im not an ordained priest
"Oreo": lol
prince michigan: dont even
prince michigan: give me the pity of an lol
prince michigan: just,,, ket ut oass=
prince michigan: let it pas
prince michigan: pass
prince michigan: im trying so hard to type
"Oreo": i think i have eyebrow dandruff
prince michigan: ME TOO
"Oreo": im rubbing my eyebrow and it looks like its snowing
prince michigan: i scratchFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
prince michigan: i scratched my eyebrow and like
prince michigan: brows came off
prince michigan: luckily i have vladimir krum eyebrows so
prince michigan: i can afford to lose some of its girth
prince michigan: but some others may not be so lucky
"Oreo": "vladimir krum"
"Oreo": stop you're hurting me
prince michigan: lmao thats not eveb hs
prince michigan: his name
prince michigan: i cant breathe
"Oreo": im like hyperventilating
prince michigan: lmao its viktor krum]
"Oreo": this only ever happens when i talk to vladimir krum
prince michigan: my cat is looking at me like im a space case
"Oreo": you are
"Oreo": whats your manga gonna be about
prince michigan: it was like watching the ring video
prince michigan: zubat
prince michigan: just pages and pages of zubat
"Oreo": hell i'd buy it
"Oreo": brand loyalty what wont you sell
prince michigan: children
"Oreo": no if you sold lauren brand children id buy those too
prince michigan: lauren brand children
prince michigan: you should elope with me
"Oreo": iawtc
"Oreo": if we dont end up being roommates for a short stint at some point in our lives im going to be disappointed
prince michigan: i can see it happening
prince michigan: for like a week or something
"Oreo": like summer camp
"Oreo": except with more touhou and retardation
prince michigan: lets do it
"Oreo": iawtc
prince michigan: let me go find a house brb
"Oreo": kk
prince michigan: jamestown sounds nice
prince michigan: salamanca
"Oreo": salamence
prince michigan: lmao
prince michigan: http://www.blavish.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/French%20Normandy%20Home1.jpg hows this
prince michigan: we'll look like we belong in a novel
"Oreo": holy cow can you imagine
prince michigan: look at the size of those bushes goddamn
"Oreo": we could hire a maid to cosplay sakuya and clean up after us
prince michigan: oh my god
prince michigan: ill be china
"Oreo": dibs on patchy
"Oreo": lay around in my pjs all day
prince michigan: fuck yes this is the best idea ever
The Princess Diarrheas
Zuke: i think my cat has a crush on me
Anna: o-oh
Anna: well whatever floats your tea set
Zuke: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAH
Zuke: TIS
Zuke: ALICE IN WONDERHNLAND
Anna: what
Zuke: alce in wonerdeland
Anna: alice in bonerland
Zuke: i dont know
Zuke: you know
Anna: i know
Zuke: im pretty sure thats a prono
Anna: if its not it will be eventually
Zuke: i googled it and got
Zuke: a lot of results
Zuke: for a video game
Zuke: so ill just pass on clicking any of those
Anna: Results 1 - 10 of about 72 for "alice in bonerland".
Zuke: oh jesus sticks
Anna:
This could be interesting - The Cellar
Alice In Bonerland Sleeping Booty The Aristocunts The Humpcrack Of Notre Dame The Emperor's New Lube. **************** There's a level of facility that ...
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Anna: h/o brb i need to um
Anna: commit suicide
Anna: i wont be long
Zuke: wl
Zuke: sleeping
Zuke: boot
Zuke: the emproers
Zuke: new
Zuke: lube
Zuke: the
Zuke: aristocunts
Anna: A Florida television station is reporting that it has confirmed that the Walt Disney Co. plans to build its first adult-oriented theme park.
Zuke: No
Zuke: florida television needs to cease
Anna:
oin Date: Jan 2001
Location: Valley Forge Natl Park
Posts: 16,825
The Little Sperm-maid
Pok'er Hawtass
Peter Plan
Zuke: omg i call it pok'er hawtass
Zuke: i dont see how
Zuke: peter plan
Zuke: is erotic
Zuke: 101 Dicks
Anna: oh now youre one of them
Zuke: Finding Homo
Zuke: Beauty and the Yeast Infection
Zuke: mine arent very
Zuke: On Track
Anna: beauty and the yeast infection
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Anna: prince michigan: Beauty and the Yeast Infection
Anna: prince michigan: Beauty and the Yeast Infection
Anna: prince michigan: Beauty and the Yeast Infection
Anna: prince michigan: Beauty and the Yeast Infection
Anna: prince michigan: Beauty and the Yeast Infection
Zuke: amd then there were none
Zuke: the nightmare before clitmas
Anna: prince michigan: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.
success
Anna: JKA\HDK\JG
Anna: JLSKLALG
Anna: OH OKAY
Zuke: WOholdon
Zuke: these are fun
Anna: no
Zuke: spoogebob squarepenis
Anna: no
Zuke: ill start with your childhood and move onto your well being
Zuke: THE EXECUTION OF ALL THIGNS
Zuke: idk its a song
Anna: you're going to get shanked in the vagina
Zuke: good i could use another hole
Anna: i
Anna: but
Anna: oh
Anna: .
Zuke: Butt Pirates of the Carribean
Anna: butt piratehasjrhkjshrjkafhaklfhskjgahgj gm,jkhdgjk
Zuke: : Woman's Chest
Zuke: :The Pink Pearl
Zuke: (clitoris )
Anna: (o rly)
Zuke: yoorp
Zuke: Fuck Everlasting
Zuke: Moms Inc
Zuke: Lady and the tramp
Zuke: Oh wait
prince michigan: Anna growled and gasped as she felt the Antlers getting in her butt
there is no oreo: are you cheating on me
prince michigan: OH
prince michigan: SHIT
prince michigan: I MEANT TO SAY ALEXA
prince michigan: I HAVE NOI IDEA
prince michigan: IM NOT EVEN TALKING T o her
there is no oreo: I KNOW WHATS GOING ON
prince michigan: where i would mis
there is no oreo: /SOB
there is no oreo: /PACKS SUITCASE
prince michigan: oh my god
prince michigan: no please it was an honest typo!
prince michigan: don't leave me!
there is no oreo: YOU JUST WANT TO PUT YOUR ANTLERS IN ANNA'S BUTT
prince michigan: i cant help who i want to be in, alexa!!!
there is no oreo: this is all getting tumblrd btw i hope shes creeped out when she reads it hi anna
prince michigan: hi anna
Zuke: why is there a baby crying and i am the only one who cares
Zuke: i do not remember birthing him
Alexa: you should put a pillowcase over its head i read somewhere that that makes them stop crying
Alexa: the darkness comforts them
Alexa: speaking of darkness
Alexa: i need a new friends only banner
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Zuke: hey alexa
Zuke: lets play a game of
Zuke: guess who stepped in cat vomit leaving her room to go take care of a crying baby
Alexa: how risque
Zuke: bitch i dont speak spanisnh
Zuke: would you describe my personality as,
Zuke: "possibly drunk all the time"
Alexa: wow thats actually a really good way to put it
Zuke: i do not drink and yet
Zuke: i feel as if
Zuke: i should, to have an excuse
Alexa: i guess it depends on what kind of drunk you are
Alexa: the angry drunk? the morose drunk? the slutty drunk? the vomiting constantly while drooling and laughing drunk?
Alexa: (im the last one)
Zuke: i verily doubt i would be the slutty drunk... the angry drunk is possible, and i think im pretty morose even sober
Zuke: in fact im most of those things even sober
Zuke: i think if i drink i would become... normal
Alexa: dont ever drink i like you drunk?
Zuke: Excuse me for a moment,
Zuke: Ahem
Zuke: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Alexa: did that feel good
Alexa: that must have been some spasm
Zuke: well
Alexa: dare i say an orgasm
Zuke: if by good you mean
Zuke: chock full of salivia
Alexa: thats my definition of good
Zuke: yes it did feel chock full of salivia
Zuke: salvia.
Zuke: what?
Zuke: how the fuck do you spell this
Alexa: saliva?
Zuke: wow okay
Zuke: salivia
Zuke: please feel free to inform me when i spell a word like a blind mexican with no arms
Alexa: im pretty sure salvia is a hallucenigan
Zuke: yeah i looked it up and
Zuke: salivia divinorum
salivia divinorum - A natural drug grown in Mexico.
Zuke: oh good, the mexican part fits perfectly
Zuke: really, saliva or salivia works
Alexa: i learn so much talking with you
"GG": Goodnight little chinese boy
Zuke: i love how tumblr assumes anyone logging into their site is blind and retarded
Alexa: most tumblr users are both ive found
Zuke: i remembe rbeing in graphics and the teacher is like this is surely new to you guys, but this is selective coloring.
Zuke: and im like NOT ME! I HAVE AN LJ
Zuke: eljay
Alexa: it kind of makes me laugh
Alexa: my friend is a graphic design major right
Alexa: so this passed semester was like her 3rd in a sequence in photoshop classes
Alexa: and she goes "yeah we just started "selective coloring" i dont really get it yet"
Alexa: im like
Zuke: wow
Zuke: see us self taught people are so smart
Zuke: people pay billions for something you can google
Alexa: haha im a biology major and i mastered selective coloring by making small squares of cartoons for other people to use while they bitch about life
prince michigan: milewda (9:32:14 PM): NO THIS IS DUMB
prince michigan: GIRL WITH A HEART OF GOLD
milewda: YOU HAVE TO LIKE ME FIRST
prince michigan: and youre always like
prince michigan: no cause thats not even what happens okay!!
milewda: BECAUSE I'M COOL
prince michigan: and youre always like please do your work its embarassing
prince michigan: and im like whatever...
prince michigan: and you get all upset
milewda: so
milewda: you're squall...
prince michigan: DAMNIT LAUREN! WHY DONT YOU WORK HARD!
prince michigan: FF
prince michigan: good one
milewda: ha I'm hilarious
prince michigan: no
prince michigan: there
there is no oreo: oh thats much better
prince michigan: oddly enough its not as funny as when it first happened
prince michigan: i think i have a blood pressure problem
prince michigan: when i was laughing i kept
prince michigan: like not breathing
prince michigan: and i could feel the blood in me
there is no oreo: ok im gonna
there is no oreo: im gonna
there is no oreo: go ahead and reread those lines
there is no oreo: and ah
there is no oreo: savor them
prince michigan: lmao what
there is no oreo: just absorb all that
there is no oreo: and then tumblr
prince michigan: OH GOD
prince michigan: she'll kill me lmao
prince michigan: i cant wait
Alexa: yeah dont even get me started on that cunt
Alexa: LITERALLY THE LAST BATTLE BEFORE SHE DIED I GOT HER FINAL LIMIT BREAK
Zuke: lmao everyone hates aeris
Zuke: FFFFFFFFFFF
Alexa: and then she kicked it
Zuke: i loved aeris and i spent kjdsjkfhsd
Zuke: so much time leveling her
Alexa: i almost threw my playstation out the window
Zuke: then Splatjkdsgjfdgh
Zuke: i remember
Zuke: when i was playing final fansjv
Zuke: hold on
Zuke: i keep thinking of how
Zuke: instead of being sad
Zuke: youre like WHAT THE FUCK
Alexa: i was too pissed to be sad
Alexa: and then they played like her theme for the boss battle
Alexa: and usually its very pretty but
Alexa: with ps1 midi track its just
Alexa: PLUNK PLUNK PLINK PLUNK
Zuke: im laughisng so hard ic ant breahte
Alexa: I JUST LOST MY HEALER YOU ASSHOLES GET OFF MY NUTS
Alexa: WHERE DID I PUT RED13 HE CAN HEAL RIGHT
ma: i finally got you those california rolls
lauren: THANK GOD!
ma: no... i got them
lauren: thank YOU!
oh youtube
prince michigan: CyrixSG (10 months ago)
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Everytime I watch the videos, it makes me wish they were longer...
DelvunShadowheart (10 months ago)
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me too...
NZHC (10 months ago)
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or came more offen
prince michigan: T--T-T-T-T-T-THHATS WHAT SHE SAID
“touhou is fucking amazing. it is god. it is orgasmic and it is pure. never has...”
– Lauren (via oreoz)
there is no oreo: oh the wonderoous vagina and its secretions
prince michigan: stretch it between your fingers and blow to make a bubble
there is no oreo: jkrhtigeurhgesrfgs
there is no oreo: lauren
there is no oreo: lauren my friend
there is no oreo: my good pal
there is no oreo: i feel like we're close enough that i can say this to you
there is no oreo: SHUT THE FUCK UP
prince michigan: FF
prince michigan: i cant help who i am
there is no oreo: you are more then your vaginal discharge
prince michigan: no.. alexa
prince michigan: i am my vaginal discharge
Lauren: it used to be rock and somewhere along the way they got crafty and turned it into mud
Lauren: i guess rock was a bit more violent
Lauren: HOLY HELL A WOOPER
Lauren: rolls a boulder into it
“WHAT? OH MY GOD! I’ve only seen that in prison movies.”
– Kate’s ma, refering to the ass sex in Brokeback Mountain. (via albino)
just wrong
lauren: You've got mail!
kate: You've got my fist
kate: up your asshole
lauren: Hm
lauren: dont think it would fit.
kate: Me neither
lauren: I think we're gonna need a bigger asshole.
kate: Or a smaller fist.
kate: Let me go get a toddler.
lauren: UM
lauren: FUCKING WRONG
kate: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
kate: Little tears just rolled down my face
lauren: UM
lauren: FUCKINGB WRONG
kate: dfKLJSDJKHSKJF
Zuke: i ate buffalo chicken pizza and put big red in my mouth
Zuke: the gum..
Zuke: and the chicken was so spicy
Zuke: it MELTED BIG RED gum
Oreo: you put something that melts gum in your mouth?
Zuke: like an epic clash of spice just happened in my mouth
Oreo: are you okay
Oreo: are your teeth all intact
Oreo: it didnt melt your tongue did it
Oreo: lesbians cant function without tongues you know
Zuke: OH GOD IS MY TONGUE GONE
Oreo: I HOPE NOT OH GOD FIND A MIRROR
Zuke: I BROKE THEM ALL
Oreo: oh wow you must be real unlucky
Zuke: or ugly
Oreo: well im going to assume you cant possibly be anything but beautiful cause im shallow and dont associate with uggos
GG: YOU DONT HAVE PERMISSION!!!
Zuke: \8U/
GG: 8U
Zuke: Hey why is Ebay blocked at school
Zuke: Cause its Forbidden
Zuke: i made that up just now excuse me while i WOWOAWHWO
GG: DFSSSSSSSSSSSSS
GG: WOWOWOOWOWAOWO
Zuke: WOOOOOOOW
Zuke: thank you God for that joke
Zuke: peace
GG: turn
GG: on
GG: VC
Zuke: i cant pat is ner me
GG: oh
GG: okay
Zuke: yay a blue penis
GG: yeah well its Diamond Exclusive
GG: and its a pretty good Poke
Zuke: wait
Zuke: lets compare crobats
GG: icant
GG: it wont let me
Zuke: Sassy Fagsire
GG: ...
GG: i can hear you
GG: laughing
Zuke: STOP
“Sometimes I like to go into the bathroom and drink from the bathtub faucet I...”
– Lauren (via oreoz)
“You know where I got that and this might just creep you out but I had a friend...”
– Lauren (via oreoz)
DJMEOWMIX: THE MUSICAL
Lauren: OH MY GOD THAT SHOULD BE A MUSICAL
Alexa: YES
Alexa: like the one about jesus except
Alexa: about you
Lauren: hold on my world is imploding with awesome
Lauren: LZUKE INTERNET SUPERSTAR
Lauren: and oh god we can have like internet props
Lauren: like the google couch
Lauren: you sit on it and search for your soul
Alexa: oh man
Lauren: or spare change
Alexa: i can see it on broadway now
Lauren: PUT IT IN DRIVE YA DUMB BROAD
Alexa: and lj would be like a bar where everyone gathers after work to make funny quips about their lives
Lauren: exactly!!
Lauren: god can we get any more genius
Alexa: its impossible
Lauren: Hey can I get a drink for my pal xosweety89xo over here?
Lauren: 1 Drink /// Buy me a drink?
Alexa: omg stop i cant omg
Alexa: too awesome
Lauren: lmfao
Alexa: 4chan would be the villian
Lauren: the evil mysteryman
Lauren: who you find out had a troublesome past
Alexa: why isnt this a real musical
Lauren: i dont know but im this close to calling some gay man and getting it rolling
Alexa: yes we need to get the queer eye for the straight guy 5 to produce
is lauren being funny or is funny being lauren? i...
kate: i was just kidding!!!!
kate: for some reason i at first typed kissing
kate: and i liked it
lauren: I TYPOD KISSING AND I LIKED IT
lauren: THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY SPELL CHECK
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lauren: and im like i dont think so
kate: FFFFFFFF
lauren: and they raped my ears
kate: thats not good
lauren: yeah i got hearing AIDS
kate: whoa
kate: what the FUKCDHJS